Hey there, y'all. Sorry it's been a while, and it's going to continue to be a while, I think. Mostly I just wanted to post up this, just in case I ever find the need to send someone a box of poo.

'Cause, y'know, it seems likely that at some point, fairly soon, it'll be worth $25.00 to truly, truly disgust someone.

How far into the White House do you think one of these would make it?