A leading museum has added a bawdy 16th century work of art to its collection, depicting a human head made up of small images of penises.

The work - affectionately known as "dickhead" - was bought for almost a quarter of a million pounds for the Ashmolean Museum in Oxford.

This smacks of complete bullshit, but it's very funny bullshit, so it made the cut. Congratulations, penis plate of Nottingham.