A student cut off his penis and tongue with garden shears while tripping on an hallucinogenic drug.

The 18-year-old German went into his garden and set about severing his organs after downing a tea made with the plant Angels' Trumpet.

The plant is a powerful and dangerous hallucinogen.

Doctors were unable to re-attach either his penis or tongue.

Y'know, I wasn't even gonna blog tonight. Really. I went with Pal A and The Young and saw Neal Stephenson read from Quicksilver and they got a signed copy and afterwards we got ice cream and it was a nice night and we all just walked around and shit and it was just damned pleasant and then I get back here and this jumps out at me.

What the fuck'm I supposed to do?

Heya Sparky. Go check yer mail. How was the show?