Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’ -KV


Jack Henry Hardwick, born screaming into this world at 12:42 on the morning of September 15, 2007. 7 lbs, 15ozs of screaming, thrashing, surly little man who will be taught, amongst other things, to be strong, to be kind, to be true and, above all, to never forget who he loves, and who loves him.

We love you Jack, always and always.