File under FER FUCK'S SAKE:
Jack Black has closed his deal. He will be playing Green Lantern in a film that has been described as a “zany comedy version a la THE MASK.” All rights to the DC comic have been worked out as well, so you can expect to start hearing more about this project in the months ahead.
Thank you so much, DC Comics, for selling out yet one more of your properties. Because, really, Batman's rubber nipples weren't quite enough to destroy whatever dignity DC's classic superheros had left.
I swear, if I hear anything about Robin Williams playing Spider Jerusalem, I'm heading to NYC with a rocket launcher and a stick up my ass.
Dammit.
Jack Black has closed his deal. He will be playing Green Lantern in a film that has been described as a “zany comedy version a la THE MASK.” All rights to the DC comic have been worked out as well, so you can expect to start hearing more about this project in the months ahead.
Thank you so much, DC Comics, for selling out yet one more of your properties. Because, really, Batman's rubber nipples weren't quite enough to destroy whatever dignity DC's classic superheros had left.
I swear, if I hear anything about Robin Williams playing Spider Jerusalem, I'm heading to NYC with a rocket launcher and a stick up my ass.
Dammit.
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