Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Okay, yeah, so that Return of the Sith movie? The one that's supposed to vidicate Lucas, make all of us fans happy that we sat through Phantom and Clones?

Oh, Jesus. I don't think it could have been any worse. For real. Utterly, utterly, horrifyingly bad.

How bad? Picture a newly-armored Darth Vader standing center screen, fists clenched, bellowing "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...."

Oh, Lord. A piece of my soul just died.

Lucas needs to be killed before he fucks with THX 1138 and AMERICAN GRAFFITI.

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