Okay, yeah, so that Return of the Sith movie? The one that's supposed to vidicate Lucas, make all of us fans happy that we sat through Phantom and Clones?

Oh, Jesus. I don't think it could have been any worse. For real. Utterly, utterly, horrifyingly bad.

How bad? Picture a newly-armored Darth Vader standing center screen, fists clenched, bellowing "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...."

Oh, Lord. A piece of my soul just died.

Lucas needs to be killed before he fucks with THX 1138 and AMERICAN GRAFFITI.

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