KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) -- Afghans who have never seen a film before will get their chance this summer, courtesy of a French-organized network of mobile cinemas now traveling across the war-shattered nation, a United Nations spokesman said.

Well, that should just fix every goddamned thing, shouldn't it?

Didn't Jr. promise the Afghanis like hospitals and roads and food? Did he say something about Frenchmen with movies?

I musta missed that in the state of the union address.