Police yesterday were searching for a man who escaped in the nude from a King County sheriff's deputy and dashed out of Harborview Medical Center, then apparently broke into a nearby apartment and stole some clothes.

This, of course, occurs in Seattle, where I'm moving in T -29 days. What happened in New England today?

A consignment of thousands of rubber ducks is expected to wash up any day on the coast of New England - after more than a decade at sea.

Naked guy ducking the cops on the left coast; ducks, period, on the east. Not even ducks. We're waiting for ducks. We're wretched.

Hey, where's Gas Works Park, anyway?