A naked, samurai sword-wielding martial arts expert screaming, "I'm God! I'm immortal" hacked his wife to death yesterday in a blood-soaked Bronx rampage, police said.

When the madman lunged at police, one cop fired 14 shots - bringing down the suspect but also hitting her partner twice. The cop's vest stopped one bullet from hitting his chest, though another slug penetrated his knee.

The wounded cop and suspect were in stable condition last night as relatives mourned 24-year-old Kisha Denton - and wondered what caused her husband almost to decapitate his wife of one year.

More crap gleaned from the web. Hey, anyone else think that maybe the article's a little slanted towards the sensational in that the phrase "blood-soaked" and the word "madman" appear in the first and second 'graphs of the story?

The Daily News is a fucking joke.