Just back. Not so bad as I'd feared, but the Whatstheirname brothers fucked up easy plot shit left and right. You shouldn't write a script that places a higher priority on spacing out your action sequences than developing a storyline that's got more to it than the fantasies you had as an 11-year-old.

And, man, if what's going on 'tween Keanu and Carrie is what passes for a relationship in the minds of these boys, then it's no real wonder there's this high-profile divorce going on. You can't fake love and passion, apparently, even if one of you's a passable actor.

Right, out. The chase scene on the freeway was cool, although a bit overwrought.

But you know all this shit already, don't you?