Tuesday, January 20, 2004

U.S. Rep Jerry Costello has called for impeachment hearings against U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney during Congress' session that begins today.

Costello called for hearings Saturday while on the Iowa caucus campaign trail with fellow U.S. House of Representatives member and presidential candidate Dick Gephardt, according to the Drudge Report.

Costello questioned the award of billions of dollars of contracts to Cheney's former corporation Haliburton to extinguish fires and rebuild Iraq's oil infrastructure after the war.

One of three things'll happen with this one:

1.) Rep. Costello will drop the subject as he tries to grapple with the sudden, anonymous campiagn fund donation he's found in his checking account.

2.) Rep. Costello will find himself under brutal personal attack and a number of things he's fairly certain he's never done will come to light, allowing him little time to pursue a personal vendetta against the Invisible Veep.

3.) Rep. Costello will be found either dead or unconscious in the backseat of a Town Car with an underage hooker (preferably male) somewhere in the Georgetown area. A camera crew (employed, most likely, by News Corp or an affiliate) will stumble across them in whatever parking lot they're inhabiting for the moment. Least likely, but it should shut up the rest of those yappy cloud-brained Dems, no?

Who wants to bet?

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