A RAUNCHY computer game where players aim to get two sex-starved flatmates into bed for a steamy romp is being launched in Britain.

Gizmo Gaming can exclusively reveal that SINGLES: FLIRT UP YOUR LIFE, due out in April, will feature some of the most graphic graphics ever in a mainstream game.

The adults-only PC adventure puts gamers in control of up-for-it housemates Mike and Linda with the challenge of keeping the pair happy in their daily lives.

If they succeed, the wild couple will eventually fall in love and cop off, jumping into the sack together or heading off to the bathroom for a saucy shower.

Just in case a craving for human contact was on the verge of driving you out of your dank little apartment, here's just one more fucking thing to keep you locked to your screen.

Yay.

So, how you guys been?