ASHEVILLE -- Developers are assessing the damage after vandals used on-site construction equipment to ram into the shell of a Wal-Mart Supercenter in Asheville Friday night.

Michael Patterson, whose company is developing the site, said vandals entered the site and either found a key or hot-wired a dump truck and drove it into different areas of the building.

Initial estimates place the damage at $900,000, but Patterson said developers won't know the full tally on damage until contractors and engineers assess the structural damage

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAfuckers!

*Ahem*

Yeah, so Bloomberg's having RNC protestors clinked up left and right. Thank God for a man who knows just when to protect democracy, and when to flush the whole thing.

Wait.

Did he protect democracy at any point?

Um. Shit.

Never mind.

G'night.