If you loved me, you'd buy this for me:




Up around $900 on eBay, but there's another for just around $500. Seriously, if you all wanna gang up and chip in on this one for like my birthday or something, you'd all be welcome @ my place for beers whenever you want. For real.

And I've already got a spot picked out for it.

And, y'know, it would drive Buttons out of her fucking mind. And that, really, is worth it right there...

Sorry that it's been a while. How's everyone doing?