Oh, bad story idea, just posting to remind myself. Steven Seagal, called in to investigate a murder on the international space station (he's, I dunno, top Miami investigative guy, gets called up to the Cape). Bad, automatically, because of SS's inclusion and primary role, but also bad because there would be a reason to have him A.) wearing a cheesy black suit on the ISS and B.) tens of millions of dollars worth of CGI technology devoted to making it look like his weird little pansy-ass ponytail is floating in zero-G.