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Punjab Police have decided to crack down on eunuchs after shocking reports that genitals of men were being cut off to turn them into eunuchs.

State police chief A.A. Siddiqui said Friday that brutal and inhuman incidents to turn men into eunuchs by chopping off their genitals and then selling them for begging have come to the notice of the authorities.

Two such incidents were reported in Punjab's Nawanshahr and Jalandhar districts and one in Haryana's Hisar area, Siddiqui said, noting that many incidents might have gone unreported.

The police chief said he had ordered a screening of all eunuch groups in Punjab to detect cases of forced conversion of men into eunuchs by employing this gruesome and fatal method.

Seriously, I think it's time we began to disassociate ourselves with India. Between the flap over outsourcing, the potential of serious war with Pakistan, and now this, I think, really, we should just be done with the place.

Show of hands, please.

Okay, still running late for practice, so I'm out.

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