Thursday, September 25, 2003

The coffinmaker was hard at work when the accident happened. His circular saw suddenly got caught up in his trousers, and the man and the five bits of himself he'd just cut off were soon speeding their way to the hospital to be stitched back together again.

Luckily for the coffinmaker, he was taken to hospital No. 50 and the specialized department, Muzhskaya Skoraya Pomoshch, or Emergency Care for Men, headed by urologist Professor Pyotr Shcheplev.

For what was chopped up was no ordinary limb.

Day three of stories about people who chopped off their cocks, courtesy (today, anyway) of fark. I still think six days is doable, and I'm still taking bets, for all of you out there with a pair and a bankroll.

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