Wrote this last night, found it in my documents file whilst working on my goddamned motherfucking resume. Had it filed as "Rain on one side, sun on the other":

There is the gentlest possible rain and sunlight to one side of the deck, and nothing but trees and wind to the other. Fucking Seattle. Is the kind of shit I can expect?

Pretty, though.

Ah, me.

It's making me laugh this morning, and it made Buttons smile, and if I can make Buttons smile at 9:30 a.m., then I can do any motherfucking thing on the planet.

Wish me luck.