Section 1. The House of Representatives does hereby encourage the formation of the Kentucky Navy and subsequently immediately encourages the purchase and armament of one particularly effective submarine, namely, the USS Louisville 688 VLS Class Submarine, to patrol the portion of the Ohio River under the jurisdiction of the Commonwealth to engage and destroy any casino riverboats that the submarine may encounter.

Section 2. The House of Representatives does hereby authorize the notification of the casino riverboat consulate of this Resolution and impending whoopin' so that they may remove their casino vessels to friendlier waters.

This appears to be the real deal, although nearly everything can be faked in this day and age. Still and all, it's nice to think of nuclear submarines patrolling the Ohio River, ready to sink gambling boats left and right. That kind of thing doesn't happen nearly enough to satisfy this Jet City boy.