Hey eBay...before you go cancelling my ad why don't you at least read it first? I'm not selling body parts! It's not Uncle Bob's real left nut it's a FAKE LEFT NUT! It's man-made not natural. Good Lord, do you think I would sell poor Uncle Bob's real nut on your damn website? Give me a damn break!

I'd explain, but I think it's pretty self-explanatory. Go, read. You'll laugh, and maybe put in a bid (it's already up to $39.00 with a week left to go).